If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
ttyl tear gas
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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