What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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