that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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