Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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