My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
