There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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