I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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