It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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