I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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