we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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