Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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