who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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