Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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