if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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