chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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