stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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