I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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