He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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