How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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