i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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