I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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