That's intense
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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