Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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