didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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