Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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