I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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