do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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