ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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