why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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