I hope mine doesn't look like that
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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