Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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