All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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