i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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