so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
