Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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