i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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