TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I wish there were birth control emojis
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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