Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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