Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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