I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
