I just made out with a guy for $7.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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