it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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