Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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