Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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