Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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