Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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