So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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