You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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