Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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