So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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