I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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