nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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