he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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