he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
sex in a hospital.. check
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
