my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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